Cat PoemEVERY GOOD POET WRITES ABOUT CATS; THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTIONCat Poem
Persian cat, Persian cat, resting in the sunlight. One day you will travel, venture the deep reaches of space, the dense forestry of the Amazon, sprawling canyons of the Mid-West, cherry blossom gardens of Kyoto, Ireland's green, lovely pastures, the mysteriously ancient Stonehenge, or maybe even just up the street to purchase some goldfish. But today, you will not do these things. Not today, Persian cat. Today you shall be sleepy and lazy. Persian cat, Persian cat, resting in the su
LunaSans le savoir, je vous ai trouvé avant même que tu savais que tu avais été perdue, et je vous ai demandé avant de savoir que vous étiez en mesure d'avoir été découverts. Ma lune, ma Luna. Danse avec moi ce soir comme si c'était la dernière motion sur cette terre vous aurez jamais, endurer jamais.Luna
Without knowledge, I have found you even before you knew you'd been lost, and I have claimed you before you knew you were able to have been discovered. My moonlight, my luna. Dance with me tonight &n
WarningNever take any of my poems seriously. Seriously. Re-read them every once and a while, and think to yourself long and hard:Warning
"He really wants to chainsaw kittens in half while dancing around a German fodora in tighty whitey skimpies and a pink glitter shirt that has 'BIG MONEY' written in horrible cursive in front of the White House during a press conference held by the governor of Idaho and the State of Congress For Those Hush-Puppies You Get At Long John Silvers'?"
Merely, these little requiems of dissent are mere
reflections of mine and others' sanit
ShameWhen It Comes to Automotives, I Feel Reluctant and ShamefulShame
I own a jet black Ford Focus that becomes supremely warm in the summer, but I don't tell my friends about it. I find it amusing, their reactions, once they maneuver themselves into the vehicle and experience its oven-surface intensity for the first time. They get angry fairly easily to begin with. I just make it worse for them. Sometimes I think to myself, Maybe one day they won't want to get in my car and they'll finally leave me alone, then I can go to the World Market and buy thirty dollars
| No, this is not my "Whoops, I just came across some porn" face. |
Willst Thou Agree?
Jolly
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Yes, adequately disturbing.
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"Malheureusement, je me suis transformé en un cochon."
"Regretfully, I have turned myself into a pig."
This is problematic for me to keep up with.
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Quand viendra le matin livide,
Tu trouveras ma place vide,
Où jusqu'au soir il fera froid.
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"Malheureusement, je me suis transformé en un cochon."
"Regretfully, I have turned myself into a pig."
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Quand viendra le matin livide,
Tu trouveras ma place vide,
Où jusqu'au soir il fera froid.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. -George Carlin
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"Malheureusement, je me suis transformé en un cochon."
"Regretfully, I have turned myself into a pig."
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Make Awkward Sexual advances. Not War.
STATUS: tapping my foot
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"Malheureusement, je me suis transformé en un cochon."
"Regretfully, I have turned myself into a pig."
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